Recently while ministering to misguided youth in the inner city with the pastor of my local church and great American, Reverend Landry, the topic of cars came up.

Last week the Chinese were being very smug and arrogant, making fun of fair America because for the first time in the history of the modern world they managed to sell more cars than us. Now much like you, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I’m not racist. [...]