Suggestively stroking his pasty mansacks made supple from infusing LSD with human growth hormone and then wildly shooting it into veins at concerts, Skrillex is being hailed the new King of Electronica and your child’s immortal soul is at risk.  Has your son’s campus already been part of the Kiester [...]

Paris Hilton attending the Magic Hollywood Mint Billabong Hooka Rave in Santa Monica, California.  All 46,300 people were exposed to dangerous addictive hooka ethyrs and marijuana droplets, precipitating massive gyrating balls of flesh and illicit perversion that typifies these raver events. Horrible news for ears and parents worldwide, as a new [...]

Secret parts illuminated by the black lights of Satan, gyrating college girls lustfully shimmied and spread their fertility to the eyes of college freshmen glossed by the mists of LSD sprinking the crowd at Breast Summer Even 2011 in Venice Beach, California late Friday night. Emergency rescue workers called to [...]