Damned SUV, Stop Driving So Fast on the Icy Road

Dear SUV Drivers, I know that you’ve been cursed with smaller genitalia, hence your need to buy an outrageously large vehicle for no productive purpose other than making you feel bigger down below. That’s fine and well, do whatever your therapist says will help you feel better about your handicap. There is a real problem that I and I’m sure many other sane people are having with you this winter: [...]