Adam Lamberg, the Father of Modern Emosexuality  Eyes squinted in homosexually induced conjunctivitis of the eye, like a newborn escaping a musky birth canal emosexuals have their red, crack-bugged eyes streaked with the dark mascara masks of a gonorrhea-toking raccoon. The father of the modern emosexual movement is Adam Lamberg, [...]

Electronic Dance Music is a new genre of perverse noise that greatly endangers your child’s lifestyle.  Imagine all the worst elements of the 60s diseased drug culture and mix that with today’s abuse of modern neon-painted pharmaceuticals by hallucinogenic Tijuana border gangsters, throw in some poorly orchestrated music with suggestive [...]