A North Carolina daycare has been filed with charges of child abuse after playing the violent and mean-spirited form of electronic sounds known as “dubstep.” The woman, known by the name Donna Gray, admits a hatred of children contrary to Jesus’ constant fascination with and involvement in the affairs of children.  ”I like to [...]

Skrillex’s thirst for corrupting and raping the flesh of innocent youngsters once again rears its ugly head. It’s well known that he employs a variety of “rape vans” in order to maintan his fanbase, and according to exclusive interviews, when he is on tour he names his dressing room “My ass”, which It’s commonplace for him to lust for the sweet nectar of tender children; his videos often contain twisted proclamations of his inclination for sexual intercourse with under aged persons.

Is your child excessively dark in nature, always gesturing their hands around and rolling their eyes in their head, like the autistic man-child John Mayer?  Does your teen lock herself in her room for hours on end, making all sorts of weird, grunty noises as weird, screeching music plays in the background?  Does [...]

The Gothic hipster Skrillex is riding his Satanically given Grammy high to deliver a new phallic pulsating music video into the backside of your son’s iPad and Android tablets.  Parents beware! Do not let the wholesome Buddy Holly glasses deceive you! In gay clubs across Northern Los Angeles, this former [...]

While I have not seen any articles on this subject, which I find a complete surprise, seeing as the people who often post here are often wrong about everything when it comes to those who are different. Anyway, I thought I would bring up the subject of ravers. I know [...]

These are the basics of dubstepping. Sometime while you are having your requisite seizures, Satan will go ahead and possess you to have even more and then shoot up drugs, grind your pelvises into each other and claim rave music is worthwhile.

Last weekend I flew up to Washington state with some friends and loose associates to protest the 2011 Candy Carnival, a sick rave fest where college girls were promised to ‘give a tingling sugar treat’ to every male oncomer. As expected, the event was filled with rampant drugs that masqueraded [...]

Adam Lamberg, the Father of Modern Emosexuality  Eyes squinted in homosexually induced conjunctivitis of the eye, like a newborn escaping a musky birth canal emosexuals have their red, crack-bugged eyes streaked with the dark mascara masks of a gonorrhea-toking raccoon. The father of the modern emosexual movement is Adam Lamberg, [...]

As if we needed more proof of how ‘chart-topping’ electronic dance music can be created with horribly crafty Audacity filters and a $20 Windows Movie Maker plugin, we see Rebecca Black’s awkwardly dancing friend (the homegirl to the left) has made a new music video. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywo8H_Tz5eY&feature=player_embedded We also know that statistics:  [...]

Electronic Dance Music is a new genre of perverse noise that greatly endangers your child’s lifestyle.  Imagine all the worst elements of the 60s diseased drug culture and mix that with today’s abuse of modern neon-painted pharmaceuticals by hallucinogenic Tijuana border gangsters, throw in some poorly orchestrated music with suggestive [...]

Acid-crazed Deadmau5 hipster fans ravage the marijuna-limped bodies of catatonic fans of elder hippie band, The Phish. While original hippies of the 60s and 70s infamously made enemies of ethnic minorities who were clamoring for equal rights in the nation’s most impoverished ghettos, where the two groups exchanged heated words [...]