Egyptian President Morsi has just declared himself a New Pharoah, boasting sweeping new powers that include glowing eyes, invincibility and ability to make others bend to his will with just a shake of her serpent staff. Such powers are terrifying and immoral, yet somehow after nearly 2,000 years the Egyptian [...]

With a show of typical love and understanding, Christians in Egypt are banning together to help the pagan primitives complete their rituals without fear of being attacked while distracted. In the world of Shariah Law, all Muslims must pray six times a day or they have to kill themselves in [...]