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Is Daryl from The Walking Dead a secret emosexual?

March 28, 2013 9:11 am9 comments
Is Daryl from The Walking Dead a secret emosexual?

FEW shows on television are more disgusting than Game of Thrones,  16 & Pregnant and Smash. But there are still a few. One of these is The Walking Dead, a high-concept post-apocalyptic drama series based on a series of crudely drawn comic books that everybody now claims that they were [...]

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Black Veal Brides, Chemical Romance fans hate free speech, try to shut down Christwire

March 26, 2013 11:26 am138 comments
Black Veal Brides, Chemical Romance fans hate free speech, try to shut down Christwire

BLACK Veal Brides. My Chemical Romance. Avenged Semenload. Green Charlotte. Billy Biersack. These are the names that strike fear into the heart of every Christwire writer. Or, rather, they would strike fear into the heart of every Christwire writer was not every single member of the unbreakable Christwire fellowship courageous [...]

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Emosexual Raver Hordes Unleash 12-Hour Spree of Sodomizing Destruction, Arrested for Illegal EDM Rave in Norfolk

August 28, 2011 10:15 pm11 comments
Emosexual Raver Hordes Unleash 12-Hour Spree of Sodomizing Destruction, Arrested for Illegal EDM Rave in Norfolk

Beersack Brigade Ransacking Norfolk with Unbridled VigorA group of sharpened tooth EDM ravers named the Beersack Brigade descend upon Norfolk, wildly thrashing about and tearing apart any non-broken object in site. Survivors of the onslaught claim the ravers were mad and powerful, eyes severely glossed over in a meth-induced trance [...]

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