It’s only been one week since we all read the harrowing story about the family who was mauled and given BUBONIC PLAGUE by their ‘pet’ cat.  The journalism was powerful and several families wrote the HolyMailbox to report they were getting rid of their cats.  Kudos to you, because you’ve [...]

-Every 45 seconds, one unsuspecting cat owner is mowed down by Satan possessed paws of feline fury. – Cats are viscious creatures that walk to the beat of Satan’s drum. Cat owners tend to be homosexual and get a requisite sassy attitude when confronted with this fact, though there is [...]

Atheist kitten lovers are again stirring up the propaganda machine, this time framing a very innocent dog as the culprit in a string of bizarre store robberies. Clearly, the dog was somehow coerced into stealing said sack (maybe the atheists were holding its puppies ransom) and naturally came back to [...]