Post Tagged with: "Evil"

Adoption is a SIN

August 27, 2012 2:03 pm27 comments
Adoption is a SIN

By Mark E. Figs The blessed occurrence of childbirth is often a period of reflection and thanksgiving unto the Lord. Nary a birth goes by without the responsible family offering up praise to Lord Jesus the most high. Babies are hand-delivered by Jesus to provide grace and happiness to the affected familiar [...]

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Cats… The Latest Public Health Threat & What You Need to Know

July 31, 2012 10:11 pm63 comments
Cats… The Latest Public Health Threat & What You Need to Know

By Billy Ray Sunday   <chris†wire> Cats have always fascinated man. Throughout history cats have been the subject of legend and lore. Black cats have been associated with bad luck and death. Man first domesticated the cat as a “mouser” whose job was to keep mice out of food stores. [...]

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Coldplay plans satanic album.

July 22, 2012 12:41 am6 comments

England’s evil band, Coldplay, are planning more cruel satanism on their next release “Let’s Kick Jesus Really Hard.”  Chris Martin, frontman for Coldplay, says, “It’s a concept album, really.  About Jesus.  How we don’t like him and want to kick him.”  The album is planned to be filled with soaring [...]

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Obama Enacts New Homo-Friendly Health Act Named OSAMACARE.

June 29, 2012 9:51 am23 comments
Obama Enacts New Homo-Friendly Health Act Named OSAMACARE.

The final nail in the war on Christianity was thrust into the homogay infested coffin known as “America” today, as Hussein Obama the Supreme Chancellor of the Muslim States of America passed a bill promising free healthcare to every American, regardless of ethnicity, sexual orientation and legal citizenship status.

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Metrosexuality: Satan’s Second Most Fabulous Demon

April 17, 2012 2:40 am32 comments
Metrosexuality: Satan’s Second Most Fabulous Demon

Back when I was a young boy, my father would reminisce to me about the 50’s. One quote in particular stuck out in my mind from that time on. “I remember when men were men, women were housewives and gays didn’t exist.” This mentality has been a guiding light in [...]

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Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

February 6, 2012 12:26 pm66 comments
Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

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Kindle Book Review: “Chronicles Of The Rogue Pirate Ninja” Will Turn You Into A Heathen Gay And Should Be Banned

July 15, 2011 12:23 am30 comments
Kindle Book Review: “Chronicles Of The Rogue Pirate Ninja” Will Turn You Into A Heathen Gay And Should Be Banned

The days of book burnings are long over, due to the introduction of the Kindle and its indoctrination into decent society.  I recently purchased one in hopes of finding good Christian literature to read to the inner city youth I minister to every weekend. I came across this title and [...]

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Will Your Diet Send You On A Road To Damnation?

March 24, 2011 6:22 pm4 comments
I rubbed this picture on a pig before I posted it

My Columns here at Christwire have made me somewhat of a celebrity, and as such I get many questions from concerned Christians and Conservatives on a day to day basis. Most of them have to be chided, even the pastors, for their lack of true Christian Conservative ideals. However, some [...]

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Marijuana: Is Satan’s Seed Planted In Your Neighborhood?

March 18, 2011 12:42 am36 comments
Marijuana: Is Satan’s Seed Planted In Your Neighborhood?

Is your neighborhood infested with marijuana? Most people don’t know it, but the signs can be right under your nose.

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Marijuana’s Evil Threat To Christian America

March 1, 2011 3:30 pm77 comments
"Yeah... Well that's just like, your opinion, man."

All knowing conservative ire: I possess this, many don’t. Today, I point my superpower at one of the most dangerous evils our society faces today. Marijuana.

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