Scientists Have Created Gay Pink Dolphin Species

March 4, 2009 by Abe  
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Gay Agenda, Science

Scientists have now evolved a dolphin that has faggy pink skin and oversized blowhole phenotype!

As I continued my quest to find more examples of the homogay agenda to warn everyone about today, a week of straight prayer and fasting could not have prepared my eyes to see this genetic abomination.

As you know, scientific poll data indicate gay males fantasize about gaping, pink sinholes an average of 23-26 times a day. This is likely why you usually see them daydreaming when they should actually be performing their little secretary and nursing jobs.

So really it should come as no shock that homo scientists are now molesting nature itself to create a living version of their perverted fantasies. They have no respect for divine order!

This genetic abomination is one of the worst examples to date from the dangerous genetic engineers. If you look closely at the following pictures, you can see these scientists have made this little flamboyant fagoteer dolphin smaller than normal too.

I’m sickened and outraged at how the gays are exploiting nature just to fulfill there fantasy of having a “cute” little gay sex pet. This is no doubt tied into the gay-pride dolphin pornography being peddled by Jake and Amir at CollegeHumor.

We must put a stop to this filth!

Borneo Montauk Monster Is New Genetic Abomination

Good lord, I cannot believe this critter exists. I do not know what in tarnations those genetic scientists have been up to but hear you me, it was not anything proper or right.

Now there’s a new creature that must have escaped from one of their labs in a place called Borneo. That’s between here and Asia. They are calling it the Montauk Monster and it is PROOF of why genetic science manipulation is the devil. Lookie here what I done found:

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Now some reporters are trying to act all baffled and mystified by what’s going on here, but you know as well as I do that this is just sheer evil. Just look at it. It’s ain’t natural and it surely is not right.

It’s an ABOMINATION to natural order that some geneticists created and frankly I’d like to know what else those Dr. Frankenstein’s are creating in their secret island labs. You’ve all seen Jurassic Park with the imaginary dinosaurs and you know that geneticists have been working on actual cloning some time now.

My scientific opinion is that this critter demon looks like the cross of a demon and a wild hog, with some bird of some sort in it, probably ostrich.

From my research the scientists here took some of the DNA from the ostrich, then purified it through their advanced science techniques, then combined it with the hog. The hog dna expresses more cause it is unfiltered.

They then used electrolysis to shock it all together and make it come to life in a pietre’s disk (probably some Russian enigma box) then this is what they got.

Now people will ask who on Earth managed to find this scientific evil and there is video of three women who were just minding their own business, moseying around on a beach and talking it up like women tend to do, and the site of this creature sat upon their eyes. It had to be scary. Here is an interview.

All of this is very disturbing and I’m quite worried that they are going to create something even more evil then a Montauk Monster demon. What if they are cloning together a flying bird and lion. A shark and a cheetah.

Imagine just minding your own business on the beach one day, like those three women folks up there, when suddenly a fin out on the ocean’s horizon charges to you at 70 mile per hour. Being on land you don’t think nothing of it, but then it jumps out, chases you down and then can eat you dead with all its teeth.

This is not a game and a reality. Like I said all these genetic evolutionists boys have to use is their fancy labs and these pietre’s disks, shock the mixtures altogether and then you get these hellspawn creatures running and catching dead every which way.

I don’t like it, my wife and family is scared they can get ate and we need to start a petetion. So we are. Join up and tell your friends too. We will not stand for this type of abuse and nonsense. Thank you.

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Evolutionists Now Claim Birds Have Evolved Into Dentists!

February 19, 2009 by Abe  
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Propaganda, Science, Videos

Now this is just preposterous and outrageous. As you know, there are several renegade scientists who have joined a sect form of science known as evolutionology. This scientific cult has been busy the last few weeks spreading all types of videos that use ordinarily cute animals, but force them to do things that are normally human.

In one video these evolutionists put a cute floral print dress dress on a monkey and forced the monkey to eat an apple, like a human toddler. In another a dog was forced to walk upright on its hind legs.

Evolutionists believe that in the beginning, a mysterious big bang created the heavens and the Earth and after that everything just ‘magically’ evolved over billions of years. They believe your most recent ancestor is a monkey. Yes, monkeys >>> humans >>> ____ who knows, watch a sci-fi show and you’ll see their best guesses.

Well today they just released a new propaganda video. It forces a poor bird to do dental work, and they are using this video to try to prove animals can evolve their brains to do the work as humans, even a doctor of dentistry.

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Creative Commons License photo credit: law_keven

Then people wonder why bird flu and such is killing thousands on thousands of people each day.

Dog Walks Like A Human In Latest Evolution Propaganda Video

February 17, 2009 by Abe  
Filed under Christian Morality, Faith Links, Featured, Science, Videos

You know, this is now going overboard. For the last few weeks we’ve been catching these evolutionist scientists creating a string of propaganda videos, where they are trying to convince people that animals are evolving right before our very eyes.

Last week we had the monkey eating an apple, just like a human toddler. Before that it was those evil immoral clone puppies.

Now this time it looks like these evolutionist scientists are teaming up with the Chinese and training animals to walk on two legs! This is outrageous. No telling what sort of torture years they put that poor dog through to get it to walk like that.

Cute Baby Monkey Eating an Apple Video is Evolutionist Propaganda

February 3, 2009 by Pat Heinkel  
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Lies of Evolution

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Evolutionists cajole this poor, innocent monkey into wearing a dress
Creative Commons License photo credit: jimpg2

The crazy evolutionists are at it again, as this time it seems their monthly agenda is focused upon creating videos and images that feature really cute animals.

Last week the cult of crazed scientists released images of two puppies, who were cute, but were the product of cloning. As you know, clones are very evil as they are not the product of natural reproduction between men and women. They are lifeless vessels and an abomination. Therefore, the puppies are evil.

This week, evolutionists went into the dark, backward land of the Africas to abduct a real life monkey. They coerced this poor creature of the jungle into eating an apple on film, using camera work to make it look like a young child enjoying an apple. This propaganda piece is meant to sway your mind into thinking, ‘this is where man evolved from’.

Let’s have a look:

Tasteless exploitation of an innocent creature, all for sinister ends. As you should know, man was created approximately 6000 years ago and given dominion over the beasts and plant life of Earth. While evolution works in a point forward basis, all creatures of Earth have their origins in the Garden of Eden, where Adam named them one by one.

That includes the great-great-great (x 1000s!) grandparents of the monkey being exploited in this video.