June 9, 2011 7:54 pm
What’s that smell? Well, it’s June so gay is in the air, my friends. Are you ready? This is the month used by many sick, unrepentant homosexuals to flounce and stomp about our God-fearing heterosexual streets in the name of celebrating LGBTQ Pride. While many God-loving countries such as Iran [...]
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April 4, 2009 6:47 pm
Michigan Winter. 1977. The cold shards of snowy ice shoot into my body without remorse and the pain is deep. That whore Mother’s Nature’s pimp Old Man Winter hates me but I never cared. Not until that day. I was a boy. 14. Like every winter before, the cold grip [...]
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April 2, 2009 12:42 pm
Over the last several weeks, some ‘concerned’ readers sent sporadic emails to our intern staff about a column where we discussed the tendency of wives to get a bit loquacious at inappropriate moments, and how a good husband may go about politely handling a sassy woman. I forwarded the following [...]
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January 4, 2009 6:20 pm
With the skin like porcelain, yet so warm and supple, and mind so enlightened it could guide a ship home in the roughest tempest-tossed sea, it is shock that the angelic God-send Ann Coulter does not have long line of men begging to be hers in holy matrimony. A man [...]
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