Tremble and howl with despair, Washingtonians.  For you have invoked the wrath of God! Look at your prize city of Seattle burn to the ground.  NASA scientists are terrified and shocked, for God has ripped through space-time itself to bring a torcherous wrath upon you and your children! You try [...]

A giant fireball was spotted over the Midwest last night, with reports coming in from four different states. It is reported that Missouri, Illinois, Wisconsin and even Indiana bore witness to this great fireball from the heavens. For 15 minutes straight, the fireball seen above ominously loomed toward Earth. A [...]