June 8, 2009 1:43 pm
After the events of September 11th, 2001, our Christian President George W. Bush vowed to smoke those responsible for the attacks out of their sandy desert holes. He vowed that our great nation would bring these belligerent people the peace of freedom. True to his world, President George W. Bush [...]
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May 25, 2009 12:00 am
Waterboarding is a humane interrogation method President George W. Bush’s administration used to keep us safe from terrorists. When a guilty terrorist is being stubborn and not wanting to tell us about planes they’ve hijacked or where they have planted bombs that will kill your sons and daughters bringing freedom [...]
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May 18, 2009 2:40 am
Heartbreak in Iraq has persecution of Christians reaches a crucial threshold. Since 2003, over half of Iraq’s Christian population has been forced to flee the country as they face imminent threat from various Muslim individuals in the nation. As reported by the Associated press, the nearly 50% of Iraqi Christians [...]
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February 23, 2009 6:24 pm
The Soviet Red Army is on the rise and their only true goal is to nuke you and your loved ones dead. Right now it is very cold, dark, wet…and very, very I’m afraid. In your heart you should be scared too. Soviet Russians have always had it out for [...]
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February 18, 2009 1:23 pm
Yesterday President Barack Obama made a very surprising announcement and admitted that Afghanistan was indeed in need of some more freedom, and that the US would be committing 17,000 more troops to ensure it. This news is surprising as to date it didn’t really seem Obama understood the importance of [...]
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February 8, 2009 12:28 pm
Not long ago the world watched in shock and horror as the noble President Bush, giving a final inspirational speech to an Iraqi people to whom he brought freedom, was assaulted by the shoes of a crazed Iraqi journalist. As Bush was bringing confidence and security to Iraq during a [...]
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