FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

For Alabama residents a Gay Hunting License otherwise known as a “Fag-Tag” is reasonably priced at just $5! This allows poor folks and kids (12 and over) to join in the annual hunt. Out-of-state residents are required to pay $75 for a Fag-Tag and every year since 2008 there has been a steady increase of out-of-state residents participating in the program.

“Taylor” a 14 year-old in California Calls for Boycott of Girl Scout Cookies   Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chris†wire> A California teen known only as Taylor is calling for a boycott on Girl Scott cookies to protest a 7 year-old transgender child being admitted into a Colorado Girl Scouts group. [...]

2011 has been a banner year for the glittered Gay Agenda. In spite of courageous efforts of the conservative movement to preserve the sanctity of marriage with warnings of increased poverty and God’s wrath, the liberal mafia has thrust legalized same sex marriage down the gullet of an unsuspecting public. [...]

We already showed you the breaking news of Barack Obama kissing his power bottom boy David Cameron. The world was shocked when I broke that story and you’ve seen it covered on FOX, ABC, CWTV New York and LA, MSNBC and HLN. The world was rightfully shocked and my friends, [...]

The Bible says gays are bad It is right there in Leviticus! Men laying in homogay with other men is a forbidden fruit that no good Christian should ever eat. It is bad enough we let them do it in public and in front of our children. Letting them get [...]

The 1980s were a very tumultuous and trying time for America. The nation had just recovered from the idiotic Democrat Presidency of Jimmy Carter, a peanut farmer who allowed Iran to take Americans hostages while OPEC thumb their noses and raised our gas prices to impossibly high numbers. On the [...]

Upon starting the new-age of ChristWire Global, I had a vision of organizing Nixon’s Moral Majority on a global scale. No longer does restoring only America’s Godly heritage hold enough unction, enough wherewithall to heal humanity, in our quest to bring the light of Republican morality to the world. We [...]

San Diego is a city of roughians in and upon itself. It’s location in the north of Mexico lends many criminals to use it as a hub for their less than legal activities. The geek culture is no different, as in a few short weeks they will be showing their [...]

Due to a lack in Christianity in the Republican field of presidential hopefuls, I have been forced into making an announcement. Last week myself and the award winning staff here at Christwire formed an exploratory committee delving into the possibility that I, Alex K Keating, will seek the Republican nomination [...]

What’s that smell? Well, it’s June so gay is in the air, my friends. Are you ready? This is the month used by many sick, unrepentant homosexuals to flounce and stomp about our God-fearing heterosexual streets in the name of celebrating LGBTQ Pride. While many God-loving countries such as Iran [...]

Popular music has long been known to be one of Satan’s anal pleasures, and today it is more prevalent than ever. Our award winning research team here at Christwire has recently presented me with 9 cases in which every sin from blasphemy to erotic homogay orgies are represented. These are [...]

An epidemic is on the verge of spreading throughout this great nation of ours, and it is due to the gays and their unsanitary ways. Having anal sex is bad enough, but now they are creating new and exciting ways to infect each other with diseases. The latest is called [...]

Christwire’s research team is the finest in the world, but this time they have outdone themselves. Kudos, guys and gals in our research department, for dropping on my desk such a gem that will save so many Christian girls from becoming rapists and losing their place in heaven. A new [...]

If you are reading this you know what the Internet is. It is an open network of websites accessible by anyone used to communicate throughout the world. What you may not know is that this isn’t the only ‘Internet’. There is also a hidden one, right underneath your very noses [...]