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Iron Chef George Takei Commisions New ‘Yumyum Penisfruit’, Shocked Crowd ‘Loves the Taste’

December 28, 2011 2:01 pm10 comments
Iron Chef George Takei Commisions New ‘Yumyum Penisfruit’, Shocked Crowd ‘Loves the Taste’

Long recognized as “The” sterling connoisseur of extravagant phallic perversions, George Takei is the modern Bacchus of homosexuality. A gin in hand and bold look in the eye, Takei is an iconic gay who struts his homosexuality with broad machismo, a rich voice and festive plumings, like a coy LSD toking [...]

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George Takei Gets Sassy With ChristWire

November 14, 2011 4:31 pm4 comments
George Takei Gets Sassy With ChristWire

ChristWire intern and BigAmerican TV host Bryan Blake is still not answering his phone after one hour alone at the United State’s biggest gay bar, The Brass Rail. After attempting to contact the show’s producers via phone, Facebook and tweets, we’ve contacted everyone who was slated to be at the [...]

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A Voice Bronie Gets Lippy With ChristWire (George Takei)

November 4, 2011 2:59 am9 comments

New YouTube analysis reveals one of the gay agenda’s front men, the nefarious wormhole bandit George Takei of Star Wars fame, has apparently taken his new frontier to join up with an odd cult of men who call themselves ‘bronie’. Adorning their bodies in golden, shimmering pony dust and wildly thrashing the wild [...]

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