October 14, 2009 2:53 pm
The Demonic Soviets have once again threatened our Christian nation. As we speak, Soviet dictator Vladmir Putin and his dog Medvedev are meeting with Iranian terror leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Russia supports Iran acquiring nuclear arms so they may destroy peaceful nations such as Israel, the Holy Land to our faith [...]
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August 5, 2009 8:58 am
Alert! Alert! Fear and panic race through Washington, as the Soviet Russians have relaunched the Cold War! Early this morning, while innocent and defenseless American families on the East coast remained asleep, US surveillance caught two Soviet nuclear submarines ominously lurking only several miles from the US East coast. Undoubtedly [...]
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May 25, 2009 1:43 am
BREAKING Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea has just successfully tested a nuclear weapon. The world is in panic and reports are still coming through the news wire. The Godless communist citizens of North Korea reportedly took to the streets in jubilant celebration, as this underground nuclear detonation marks the [...]
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May 19, 2009 11:15 am
Ladies and Gentlemen: This week as we prepare to celebrate the sacrifice of great men in American history, I would like to be able to talk about what a glorious day today is in the history of the world. As we celebrate and prepare to discuss the sacrifice of one [...]
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9:25 am
China is a sick, twisted country full of people who become aroused when they think about killing innocent Americans. Time and time again I have warned everyone about the wicked ways of the nearly 2 billion people strong China, who do everything from conspiring with Mexicans to destroy the American [...]
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