By now you are all well aware that the Japanese should be barred from making any new technology. The Japanese are a brilliant people who are very good at math and science, but their morality is still a few centuries behind. We have seen them create robot whores, firebreathing robots, [...]

The saki swigging Japanese scientists are at it again! In a drunken orgy of perversion their Godlessly yellow hands have crafted a puppy dog with a human’s eyebrows! As I scourted www today, leaving true comment on sin videos and trying to find you all things to be warned about, [...]

My friends, the Japanese scientsits have now officially gone too far! They have created a way for whores, gays and homosexual pedomen to electronically dilly your kids too! I am absolutely livid and organizing a way to boycott Japan off the world wide web! I could only pray that Harry [...]