You read the title, now it’s time for the shocking answer: Yes! Blacks in the South caused the recent tornadoes that killed over 130 people. You may have heard about the prestige of our investigative journalism here at Christwire, now you are about to experience it firsthand.

In breaking news, heathen rapper and gangster persona Nate Doggy Dog suffered from God’s wrath Tuesday when a stroke abruptly ended his music career and any other plans he had for the future.

Many didn’t think it could be possible. Charlie Sheen has been quiet for a full three days. I know what you are thinking; he is probably just passed out on drugs. While you may be right, I believe the silence stems from fear after seeing what God did to the Japs.

Blasphemous website TMZ is reporting the police have raided whore monger and tiger blood drinking actor Charlie Sheen’s house earlier today.

Fargo, North Dakota – The wrathful power of God is once again on display today, this time as he has caused a terrible flood to fall upon the backslidden anal-love promoters of Fargo, North Dakota. For centuries North Dakota was a bastion of morality but earlier this year, emboldened with [...]