FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

You may be wondering if a zombie attack is a Christian ideal. Of course it isn’t. Such a thing could only be caused by homogay scientists and their crazy witchcraft. In the case of such a blasphemy, staunch conservatives must remember that most, if not all, of the infected will [...]

Yes, I used the “B” word in the title. This talk will be candid and it is not for the faint of heart, women or children, just for fair warning. Today we’re going to discuss one of the most depraved sins before God; gay. As you know, for every one [...]

The saki swigging Japanese scientists are at it again! In a drunken orgy of perversion their Godlessly yellow hands have crafted a puppy dog with a human’s eyebrows! As I scourted www today, leaving true comment on sin videos and trying to find you all things to be warned about, [...]

Our little immoral friends in Japan continue to show why they need Christian missionaries to correct their backward ways, today as they had a giant big pink penis festival in celebration of Vermont passing gay marriage. The Japanese love to cook up steaming mounds of sin in their woks of [...]

For the last several weeks we’ve been at war against the demon rod suckler writers and staff over at College Humor.com. These dangerous people have created a kingdom of perversion with their celebrating prostitutes, drugs and the homogay lifestyle in videos and writing. The entire site is sick, but the [...]