Hola mi amigos! Buenvenidos and Ding Dong, for the Dictator Hugo Chavez is dead!  God struck Hugo Chavez dead today with his awesome power!  Let this be a message to all dictators!  If God’s President Bush called you out into the Axis of Evil, your days are numbered! For years [...]

by Mark E. Figs (Pizza Pizza!, he thinks.) Obese hate-monger and anti-American Godless man of filth, Hugo Chavez is facing the ill effects of chastising the greatness of America, as he suffers another cancer-related setback. It’s apparent that God is punishing this disgusting Socialist heathen for speaking ill of Christ’s [...]

After starting the process of freeing the Earth from a morally-declined Britain in 1776, George Washington had one mandate for all mankind: ‘Thou shalt not allow any more kings’. And it was so. America since then has demanded democracy spread throughout the Earth, and to this day only countries of [...]