The two presiding bishops of youthful homosexuality, Daniel Tosh and his sharebear, Paris Hilton, cuddle under pink cashmere sheets and predictably read rape jokes and watch AFV internet clips of dogs mounting children on their green candy apple Apple notebook. All the fanfare will lead to another night of coital calamity [...]

In the world of homosexuality, there is a fascination with fecality.  This adage adorns the marble mantel over every faux-fireplace within a gay’s chic apartment, flanking the flower pots and spent bottles of astroglide. As we know, one of the greatest threats to America in this day and age is [...]