Reason 1. Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris Reason 2. Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar. Reason [...]

Emo music is a fad known for encouraging kids to dress like vampires and cut themselves. The lyrics are often satanic in nature.

Despite his hard addiction to to the devil’s confections, Johnny Cash was a good man. From picking his dad’s cotton fields as a kid, to being a bitter and semi-repentant old coot at the end, Johnny relished in proper grizzled manhood. So it comes as an offense and travesty to [...]