The Catholic Church pedophile sex scandal has turned many away from entering the priesthood. The decline in the number of Catholic priests has forced alter boys to turn to heterosexuality.

If you are a staunch Conservative Christian like I am, you may have recently noticed talk of a rapture tomorrow. I would like to be the first of my colleagues to say this is false. There will be no rapture tomorrow. All you heathens and homogays can rest easy. You [...]