Drugs severed God’s natural order of one generation of Christians raising the next generation of new Christians; and these dirty doped up hippies are to blame!

Selena Gomez seems to be cheating on Justin Bieber with closet straight normal Perez Hilton. Perez Hilton tries to act like he’s a Habanero hottie, when in reality he’s just another Democrat silver daddy in the making. His tactic is apparently using the “friendly, bubbly pink cotton candy pajama time” gay friend, [...]

Well I tried to tell all you fool-hardy parents that Justin Bieber is just a veiled thug who is trying to trick your daughters into exposing her whispering eye to the local black drug dealer, but you failed to listen. Now we see the proof is in the pudding. Last [...]