Suspiciously alto singer Justin Bieber finally came out of the closet.  Judging from his/her haircut, Justin Bieber is a ‘twit’ homosexuals, or twitosexual, whose skinny swan-like neck, high-pitched voice and Rachel Maddow’s school boy pride haircut entices gays known as ‘bears’ and causes them to bellow and snarl with excitement.  [...]