I must admit Justin Bieber is looking pretty good after having her first child with rapper Fifty Cent. It is amazing what a million dollars and a Cedars Sinai plastic surgeon can do for the body. Surgeons can stab the fatness right off with a new technique called lip-o-suction, where [...]Read more ›
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My campaign to make sure celebrities should only be men and women over 32 years old gets more proof today. Justin Bieber has been attacked by a legion of excited fan girls and stabbed in the back. The teenaged Canadian was in New York when a woman named Standayja Dawkins [...]Read more ›
Innocent American teenager Justin Bieber was the latest victim of crazy, random attacks by a group of vampire afficiandos calling themselves the BVB army. We can only assume BVB stands for Bite, Vein, Blood, which seems to fit the MO for these crazed black leather fad street gangs that are [...]Read more ›
Crazily enough yesterday Justin Bieber was stabbed in the back by a gaggle of screaming fangirls in what can only be described as a scene from Julius Caesar, but instead of Senators overly perfumed, heavily mascara wearing women were present. Standayja Jenkins, aged 28, allegedly organized that attack on Bieber [...]Read more ›