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Atheist Caught Selling Soul on Ebay, Call It “Higgs Boson” Particle

July 9, 2012 5:48 pm119 comments
Atheist Caught Selling Soul on Ebay, Call It “Higgs Boson” Particle

s Room gules with the black lights of Satanic spells, atheist superscientist Neil DeGrasse Tyson overlooks his team’s creation, the Large Hadron Collider.  The machine is capable of sucking the ‘God Particle’, or what we call the soul, right of a living human.  Such power is being used by atheists to [...]

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God Strikes Norway With Wormhole

December 14, 2009 4:14 am29 comments
God Strikes Norway With Wormhole

God’s power was on display once again this week, this time as he caused a giant wormhole to appear over the sinful skies of Norway as scientists tested the Large Hadron Supercollider. My friends, this is no coincidence and we should all be scared because God is greatly angered. This [...]

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