As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.
After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.

Lebron’s wayward lust for the company of other men has been evident ever since he went on national television and announced his decision to take his bottoming talents to South Beach (a haven for criminal Cuban imimmigrants and homosexual sex relations) in order to “play” with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. His intent to engage in homosexual activities was evident from the get-go!

As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.

After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.