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9 Closet Homogay Hollywood Actors

May 19, 2011 5:37 pm24 comments
9 Closet Homogay Hollywood Actors

Tommy Lee Jones Tommy Lee Jones is a man’s man; or so he would like you to believe. Not many people remember, but he had a homogay affair with Al Gore during his college years. This all came out a few years ago but was quickly swept under the rug [...]

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Attention Cory And Lex: Interviewing Lesson 101 From Alex Keating

May 17, 2011 4:38 pm6 comments
Attention Cory And Lex: Interviewing Lesson 101 From Alex Keating

I’m usually a pretty humble guy. Often times I do not like to press my knowledge on others, as in the journalism game it can be seen as unprofessional. However, after listening to the horrid Cory and Lex show on Green960.com, and listening to how they completely destroyed the Christwire segment, I figured these two buffoons could use some pointers.

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Is Gay Contagious? 20 Ways You Can Catch It!

May 9, 2011 8:30 am133 comments
Is Gay Contagious?  20 Ways You Can Catch It!

Attending a pro-choice rally These places are dens of sin! It is well known that lesbians and gays attend these events in hopes of obtaining some young-man-penis or sweet-virgin-cherries. The liberal tint of the whole thing makes people more susceptible to to such ideas as sodomy and anal fisting. Behind [...]

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Today Is International Shoot-A-Mexican-If-He-Flies-A-Foreign-Flag-On-Our-Soil day

May 5, 2011 3:35 am59 comments
Today Is International Shoot-A-Mexican-If-He-Flies-A-Foreign-Flag-On-Our-Soil day

America is a Christian nation. We follow Christian ideals as well as Christian law. Part of that law is that our flag shall be respected by both legal and illegal immigrants from other countries. The constitution allows us, as citizens, to defend our land from any threat, domestic or foreign.

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MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

May 4, 2011 6:44 am28 comments
MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

Many Christians may not know this, but Music Television, a known liberal satanic media outlet, also has an awards ceremony for movies as well. They use it to push the homogay agenda in every way possible, as we can tell by the recent list of nominations for ‘awards’.

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Should Osama Bin Laden’s Body Be Stuffed For Public Viewing?

May 2, 2011 6:42 am12 comments
Should Osama Bin Laden’s Body Be Stuffed For Public Viewing?

After ten years and countless lives lost, we finally got him. Osama Bin Laden, dead. Shot in the head by American Soldiers. Also one other little tidbit for the public to chew on: we have taken custody of the body.

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Dear Subway: If Your Soda Machine Is Self Serve, I’m Just Going To Assume I Get Unlimited Refills

May 1, 2011 8:40 pm35 comments
Dear Subway: If Your Soda Machine Is Self Serve, I’m Just Going To Assume I Get Unlimited Refills

Sometimes here at Christwire we have to take a break from reporting on the obvious sins in our society and focus on the little things that make God angry. Such is the title of this article, and the greedy restaurant owners who perpetrate this type of blasphemy on the public.

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Is World Wrestling Entertainment Full Of Gays?

April 28, 2011 8:50 am37 comments
Is World Wrestling Entertainment Full Of Gays?

The not so shocking answer is yes, it is.

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Johnny Cash Responsible For Emo Bands Like Insane Clown Posse, Father Of Emo Music and Cutting Rituals

April 16, 2011 8:29 pm36 comments
Johnny Cash Responsible For Emo Bands Like Insane Clown Posse, Father Of Emo Music and Cutting Rituals

Emo music is a fad known for encouraging kids to dress like vampires and cut themselves. The lyrics are often satanic in nature.

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Donald Trump To Announce Obama Faked Birth Certificate, TONIGHT at 7:30

April 15, 2011 5:59 pm31 comments
Donald Trump To Announce Obama Faked Birth Certificate, TONIGHT at 7:30

Donald Trump has called for a press conference tonight, indicating a MAJOR announcement.

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5 Scientific Reasons Why Atheists Are Wrong

April 10, 2011 12:45 am217 comments
5 Scientific Reasons Why Atheists Are Wrong

If evolution were correct, and humans evolved from monkeys, then why are monkeys still around today?

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Closet Homosexuals On Heathen Radio Green960 Claim Christwire’s Interns Are Closet Homosexuals

April 4, 2011 1:36 pm71 comments
Closet Homosexuals On Heathen Radio Green960 Claim Christwire’s Interns Are Closet Homosexuals

Often times, here at Christwire we preform Christian services for heathen organizations, such as the advice our staunchly Christian interns, Mike Watson and Bryan Blake, have been giving out to the listeners of Green 360 Radio for the past few weeks.

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Sarah Silverman Finds Work Pushing Liberal Agenda On CBS

April 1, 2011 11:09 am4 comments
Sarah Silverman Finds Work Pushing Liberal Agenda On CBS

Breaking news out of Hollywood: Unfunny liberal and noted bed wetter Sarah Silverman is no longer unemployed.

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Insane Clown Posse Encourages Homo Behavior

March 31, 2011 1:14 pm188 comments
Some picture don't need a funny caption to be hilarious

Insane Clown Posse, an urban rap group that encourages homosexuality by teaching young boys how to apply makeup. .

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Feminists Team Up With Japanese To Play God, Destroy Testicles

March 26, 2011 7:22 am15 comments
Don't let his home be destroyed by homogays

Most of the news coming out of Japan these days is bad, however some of it is just downright evil.

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