Post Tagged with: "liberal agenda"

9 Loathesome Liberal Traits

February 25, 2011 2:06 am85 comments
9 Loathesome Liberal Traits

Most bleeding heart liberals don’t advocate the death penalty while at the same time allowing women all over the country to slay their unborn children. Apparently , serial killers should have more rights than unborn babies.

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Atheist Pharyngulites Attack ChristWire Poll

May 24, 2009 1:43 am8 comments
Atheist Pharyngulites Attack ChristWire Poll

At approximately 11:23 AM, on May 23, 2009, ChristWire.org was attacked by approximately 20,000 atheist internet terrorists who were patently enraged by definitive Proof that the Earth is 6,000 years old and following refutation reports about the false Ida Lemur Monkey fossil. A group calling itself the Pharyngula, led by [...]

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Dog Walks Like A Human In Latest Evolution Propaganda Video

February 17, 2009 5:04 am10 comments

You know, this is now going overboard. For the last few weeks we’ve been catching these evolutionist scientists creating a string of propaganda videos, where they are trying to convince people that animals are evolving right before our very eyes. Last week we had the monkey eating an apple, just [...]

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Curing Those Infected With The Atheism

January 24, 2009 2:05 am31 comments
Curing Those Infected With The Atheism

Dear friends, as we enter into one of the darkest moments in American history with B. Hussein Obama having hijacked a once noble presidency from the sage George W. Bush, it’s at this point that we must stay the most fervent and resolute in our fight against the liberal agenda. [...]

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Krispy Kreme Abortion Donuts on Inauguration Day

January 17, 2009 11:00 am1 comment
Krispy Kreme Abortion Donuts on Inauguration Day

Chaos and Armageddon in America only days before Obama takes office, and now even once quality businesses are losing any semblance of morality. It’s with a troubled heart that I came upon this press release from none other than Krispy Kreme donuts: “Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring [...]

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Science Has Invented an Artificially Intelligent Real Touch Robot Vagina

January 13, 2009 10:49 am44 comments
Science Has Invented an Artificially Intelligent Real Touch Robot Vagina

The Item: RealTouch Cyberdildonic Device Science has finally done the unthinkable and created the prototype for the unimaginable act of robot sex.  Yes, friends, the natural end result of allowing the homogay agenda and beyond is finally reaching its natural progression; human beings ‘procreating’ with machines. This abomination to life is [...]

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Nintendo Wii Infects Kid With Strange Spirit

January 9, 2009 4:47 am51 comments

One of the most common vices modern parents use to entertain their kids is that of the video gaming system. While it is important to keep the hands of your children from being idle, as idle hands find mischief, the rampant realistic violence in modern gaming systems leaves much to [...]

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Holy Top 7 – Godless Foreign Japanese Television Game Shows and Indecent Acts

January 7, 2009 11:11 am105 comments
Holy Top 7 – Godless Foreign Japanese Television Game Shows and Indecent Acts

Dapper young defender of truth educates the Masses It’s a well known fact that due to their pagan ways and heathen rituals, the lesser cultures of foreigners are typically maligned and the source for much suffering on our Earth. With everything from cannibalism to dancing naked under the moon, it’s [...]

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