February 27, 2013 12:30 pm
Vidalia, Calif - Lucas Faber, aged 18, was like any other young man making the transition from high school to college. Robust and primed, virile and passionate, excited to spread his wings and fly from home, the fresh buck yearned to make his stake in life as he lived the [...]
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July 11, 2012 4:19 am
In Obama’s America, the incidence of secret self-touching under office desks has seen a sharp 67% rise. Gone are the days when men would wait patiently to get home to partake in marital privilege. Have you ever caught your co-worker giving themselves an awkward handshake of pleasure and not understood [...]
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June 29, 2012 2:51 pm
A good Samaritan has returned over $13,000 that was found in a garbage can. In this world where the economy is in turmoil and every penny truly counts, stories like these are always good to here. You’d always assume that if you lost $13,000, you could kiss it good-bye. The story started when Kristy Allen
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7:51 am
New Word: GLAMPING The art of roughing it in the wild, without having to put your manhood on the line. Luxury cabins and spritzed air aroma cans in the heated bathrooms are involved. Glamping Site: Lone Man Creek, Texas Cost: $200 per night, 2 night minimum It’s a well known fact that the young men
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May 25, 2012 10:56 pm
A Washington man was trying to enjoy “Titanic” 3-D. Well, at least he was trying to impress his girlfriend by watching “Titanic” 3-d when suddenly his frustrations boiled over as a group of noisy kids behind him would not quiet down. Officials state that the man stepped over his seat and punched a ten-year old
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July 29, 2010 10:24 am
Every year, the life of over 3 million young girls is ruined by sexual temptation. Studies show that girls who engage in sexual acts during their teenage years are more prone to have reproductive issues and psychological issues in adult life. 1 in 4 girls who engage in sexual acts [...]
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June 7, 2010 10:30 am
Zoo officials state a kookaburra bird ate too may sausages, now too fat to fly SYDNEY – Personal training is now a part of an Australian kookaburra bird’s life. Why, one may ask. It is because the kookaburra bird has become too fat after she ate too many sausages. According [...]
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November 25, 2009 8:27 am
A Japanese man recently married a girlfriend he created on a videogame. The Japanese government cheered for the man and was all to eager to allow this sacrilege event to take place. With all the robots and technology the Japanese are creating, this is just more proof of why we [...]
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October 29, 2009 11:20 pm
ChristWire >> Science >> Health by Abe Goodman, ChristWire Health Journal I come to you tonight with crucial medical information that will save the life of you and your loved ones. I know these things because I got a scientific feeling down in my gut, just like most of our [...]
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July 15, 2009 3:29 pm
If Christians fail, America will also By Marie Jon, RA analyst “I recommend my soul to that Almighty Being who gave it, and my body I commit to the dust, relying upon the merits of Jesus Christ for a pardon of all my sins.” — From the will of Samuel [...]
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March 17, 2009 8:04 am
Barack Obama continued to show his intense disgust for all things light today, this time as he vowed to oppress innocent, hardworking white Americans and ‘do everything in his power to make sure they don’t get those bonuses’. America is supposed to be the land of equal opportunity and equality, [...]
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March 11, 2009 9:30 am
AP – A mighty sandstorm descends upon Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh, Tuesday, March 10, 2009. God’s judgeme… RIYADH, Saudi Arabia – Today God showed his extreme displeasure for the oil-greed of Saudi Arabians by casting a mighty sandstorm all over their capital city of Riyadh. As you know, Saudi [...]
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February 20, 2009 4:21 am
My friend just sent me the link to the photo of pop-singer Rihanna; the photo taken after she was allegedly beaten by music icon Chris Brown. The most disturbing part of the image is that her forehead was hit so hard it looks like she is growing devil’s horns. Be [...]
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January 3, 2009 4:42 am
Reagan’sMoral Minute Joe P. Reagan on Revealing Truth of Feminism: Email Me My name is Joe P. Reagan and one question is on my mind today. Why do feminists hate freedom? For far too long, men, and the moral fabric of Western society, have been on the receiving end of [...]
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December 31, 2008 2:00 pm
Warfare on Facebook as a group of angry moms are atwitter, riled up because Facebook says pictures that show said mothers breastfeeding their babies are immoral, indecent and inappropriate. One may initially feel that the thoughts of the Facebook executives in this matter are entirely appropriate, and surely we must [...]
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