October 23, 2011 6:45 am
One of the first lessons of marriage a man must know is that women are fornicators. The object lesson today comes from the Bible. Please open your King James book to the story of Adam and Eve, then please review the following story. Never trust your woman with a box [...]
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May 21, 2011 6:01 pm
Caterpillas, CA – May 21, 2011 Jackson Galaxy is a feline behaviorist and human-feline sociologist. As the breakout star of Animal Planet’s “My Cat From Hell”, Galaxy addresses common issues for “cat guardians” in a seemingly family friendly format each Saturday (9:00pm Eastern and Pacific times; 8:00pm Central time). The [...]
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April 4, 2009 6:47 pm
Michigan Winter. 1977. The cold shards of snowy ice shoot into my body without remorse and the pain is deep. That whore Mother’s Nature’s pimp Old Man Winter hates me but I never cared. Not until that day. I was a boy. 14. Like every winter before, the cold grip [...]
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April 2, 2009 12:42 pm
Over the last several weeks, some ‘concerned’ readers sent sporadic emails to our intern staff about a column where we discussed the tendency of wives to get a bit loquacious at inappropriate moments, and how a good husband may go about politely handling a sassy woman. I forwarded the following [...]
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March 13, 2009 1:38 pm
As you know, sometimes in marriage the grave and solemn responsibility to politely tell the wife to be quiet and stay in her place falls upon every husband. Being fickle and temperamental, women do not always respond to gentle words so at times a swift, backhanded slap across the face [...]
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February 18, 2009 8:46 am
To listen to audio clips of Senator Buttars, please visit ABC 4. Friends, dark times are upon us as it is quiet obvious that our nation has fallen into judgment. You and I, we’re all sinners in the hands of an angry God as we’re all guilty by proxy. As [...]
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February 15, 2009 1:55 am
December 31, 2008 2:22 am
And it came to pass that pregnant teens nationwide though the GOP was the party of immoral relations, thanks to Sarah Palin. As we know, the McCain-Palin campaign became doomed once it was discovered that Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin, was pregnant out of wedlock. This sickening revelation revealed that [...]
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