Macabre and solemn news from our affiliates in London, as they report secret documents which show the British are clearing out ancient catacombs to bury the people who will die from the new Mexican Zombie Flu, also called H1N1 pig flu by scientists. Like most dirty things from Mexico, this [...]

Fear and panic violently grip the world as the H1N1 Mexican virus has mutated and now is resistant to Tamiflu. photo credit: Andyrob Like most dirty things that plague humanity, the H1N1 virus took it origins in a small village in Mexico and is now spreading like wildfire through our [...]