Donald “The Donald” Trump said “You’re Fired” to 23 year old Jenna Talackova for being born with a twiddle winky. Usually found on male children, Miss Tallywackah claims to have noticed the manufacturing defect at age four and began acting female. After beginning hormone therapy at age 14 Jenna then [...]

Last night, the skin-show known as Miss Universe aired natinowide.  For those not familiar with these pageants, they are basically a two-hour long affair that have women parade around in a variety of outfits, in a variety of songs, while the audience gawks and points. Sometimes they have the contestants [...]