Our band takes a look at how life will be if you vote for Mitt Romney today. America faces a crucial crux point in history.  We can choose to vote a socialist named Barack Obama into office, who will assure all people are treated equal, everyone (even the poors) are [...]

My most loyal comrades: Mitt Romney said at the presidential debate, “Rape is ok.” I must voice against this and counter him by saying that, No, it is not ok. Make sure this man does let Rape run the country. If you want your wives, girlfriends, and even daughters raped [...]

My most loyal friends, Mitt Romney has been challenged by the communists most recent invention, Giant Crabs, fighting for control over the good old USA. Mitt Romney being the fair patriot he is has risen to the challenge and taken on the commies and their silly animal invention. The brawl [...]

My most loyal friends, I bring you some shocking news from the world around us and even the moon. Recently NASA Scientists have found, using their Hubble Telescope, a particularly interesting crater. The crater is described as the ‘Cookie Monster Crater’. This is rightfully so. The image is uncanny to [...]

The liberal press has been all over Brother Romney lately for a couple of innocent pranks he pulled of some queer boys in high school. These Obamaphiles just love to paint ol’ Mitty into a corner — first he’s an evil millionaire, then he’s a fringe Mormon, and now a [...]

Scoffing at their strong Anti-Abortion message, Free Mason Robot “Mormon, it rhymes with Mammon” Mitt, is facing family man Rick Santorum and multiple family man Newt Gingrich. Both Catholics, Gary Cass and I agree that they would have a thing or two to say on the subject of Mitt sacrificing equally Catholic mexicans on the altar of mergers.

From one of America’s leading investigative journalist’s, Stephenson Billings, is the quote that truly captures what happened at last night’s GOP debate. America’s most sterling Christian, Governor Mitt Romney, schools the polygamist spreading Mormon Mitt Romney who has made billions of dollars off perverse things such as wife trafficking and [...]

As most of you already know, the campaign to put Alex K Keating in the White House in 2012 has been in full swing lately, and I have been pounding the pavement, shaking hands, kissing babies (In a totally non-homogay way) and riding trains all over our great nation. Everywhere [...]

First and foremost, as many of you know I am a staunch conservative Republican. I am the leader of CW Global, a ministry that has touched over 800 million lives and spans 6 continents across the globe. But when I see rampant idiocy and degeneracy from my fellow Republicans, it [...]