My most loyal friends, I bring you some shocking news from the world around us and even the moon. Recently NASA Scientists have found, using their Hubble Telescope, a particularly interesting crater. The crater is described as the ‘Cookie Monster Crater’. This is rightfully so. The image is uncanny to [...]Read more ›
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Mars. Ares of ancient lore. The “god” of war. In ancient Rome, Satan’s chief liutenant — Mars — was worshipped as a God of the pantheon. The sin enabled Greeks started this tradition, by worshipping Mars under a different name: Ares. If we take a look at the etymology of [...]Read more ›
Houston, TX – Today in a televised press interview, NASA revealed the newest addition to America’s space-fleet, the Robonaut 2 space marine. The Robonaut 2, called R2 for short, is designed to be America’s newest generation of space explorer. The robot uses advanced LED/MIG technology, making its AI at least [...]Read more ›
Massive Solar Tsunami Tonight, Gays To Blame God is once again letting his anger with the gay be known, this time by attacking Earth with a scorching solar tsunami that is schedule to take place at approximately 11:25 pm EST. Gays are now pushing for more marriage rights, worldwide, [...]Read more ›
The Earth is in peril. Japan now has created space technology that now comes only second to America. For years, visionaries have dreamed of the day when mankind would be able to harness the power of light itself for rapid travel through the heavens. Of technology designed to harness the [...]Read more ›
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I hope you understand why this is and you should feel the same way too. The Chinese are a very sick people. They are the sick man of Asia. Even when they think they are doing good, we [...]Read more ›
Barack Hussein Obama has now betrayed America by axing NASA’s mission to the Moon. In 2008, our great leader and Christian President George W. Bush embraced the legacy of another good albeit democrat president, John Fitzgerald Kennedy. President Bush knows it is time for America to go to the Moon [...]Read more ›
Alert! The cold Russians have beat us again! The cold Russians have beat us again! There are now confirmed reports that the Soviets have developed space technology which allows their communist cosmonauts to travel deep into space. They are preparing to launch one of their star destroyer crafts to land [...]Read more ›
Satan is up to his tricks again, this time appearing as a great light on Saturn’s moon Titan. NASA scientists fell right for his trick, thinking this light was actually the Sun glinting off a water lake made of methane. This is of course silly, as we all know the [...]Read more ›
The dotted Indians continue to meddle with space, today claiming that their Indian spaceship has found water on our Moon. Dreams of establishing a manned Moon base could become reality within two decades after India’s first lunar mission found evidence of large quantities of water on its surface. Data from [...]Read more ›
Behold. The power of God is omnipotent and his love everlasting. Today He revealed this fact by showing NASA what scientists can only describe as a cosmic space butterfly. This cosmic butterfly has two vibrant wings, and I have pulled out my Bible concordance to figure out what type of [...]Read more ›
High Definition video from space shuttle Atlantis as the astronauts undertake the fourth of five spacewalks to update and repair the Hubble Space Telescope.
STS-125 HD Flight Day 7 Highlights was uploaded by: NASAtelevision
God gave us another warning of his growing anger with infidelity, this time as a giant doomsday meteor nearly struck our planet. The last time God smashed Earth with such a meteor was 1908, where communist Russians in Siberia were struck down with ‘the force of 1000 atomic bombs”. Scientists [...]Read more ›