MORAL ALERT Fallen Democrat President Bill Clinton has been rushed to a New York hospital. Bill Clinton, best known for his scandalous affair where he seduced a young intern and cheated on his wife and lied to America, has heart problems. Sources indicate that Clinton was rushed to a Manhattan [...]

Panicked New York resident attempts to flee the icy torrents of God’s winter wrath. The power of God has been revealed once again, this time as he has suddenly cast a powerful winter storm upon the smug, non-fearing people of the East Coast. American East-coasters had grown prideful and arrogant [...]