Comrades, It is time to reveal how messed up Obama is making our military branches. This is something not to be wreckoned with. This type of behavior you will witness is not for the faint of heart or easily angered. Children are our pride and joys of life. They are [...]

        AMERICA’S most Christian, most heterosexual footballer, Tim “Teabag” Tebow, has stiffened himself for a new thrust in his war on homosexuality. Tebow had recently been accused of going soft on gays after he made a limp withdrawal from speaking at the megachurch of pastor Robert Jeffress, a [...]

IT’S no secret that Barack Obama has an ego the size of Kenya. After all, it takes a real megalomaniac to wake up one day and say to himself: “Self, I think I deserve to be the most powerful man in the world!” But could Obama be about to go one step [...]

By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday Special to chrisTwire <chrisTwire> The founding of the United States of America was deeply rooted in scripture and Christian fundamentals. The basic principals taught by Christ became the foundation and structure for two of America’s most sacred transcripts, the US Constitution and the Bill of [...]

by Mark E. Figs This man, on his way to a Gay Negroes for Obama rally, smiled at our photographers and said “Obama’s giving me a phone.” The days of President Homeboy are numbered. With hurricane Sandy’s path of destruction came the clear-cut sign from God that he is tired [...]

The Supreme Court passed ObummerCare, forcing many hardworking, perfectly healthy Americans to purchase health care, otherwise they’ll be taxed. This is another attempt by the Supreme Court to destroy America.

The final nail in the war on Christianity was thrust into the homogay infested coffin known as “America” today, as Hussein Obama the Supreme Chancellor of the Muslim States of America passed a bill promising free healthcare to every American, regardless of ethnicity, sexual orientation and legal citizenship status.

Since the government entered all of our homes and told us how to raise our children and removed physical punishment from the parents list of discipline options children have become more and more unruly, disrespectful, lawless and violent.

After four years of a non-vetted Presidency and iron fisted rule by a possible non-native American, the possibility of subterfuge is high. For many, the elimination of Bin Laden raises more questions than answers. One brave citizen, Mara Zebest, unfettered by the harness of repression, has uncovered what may be [...]

“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

The Catholic Church pedophile sex scandal has turned many away from entering the priesthood. The decline in the number of Catholic priests has forced alter boys to turn to heterosexuality.

As the backbone of Western Civilization’s economy crumbles apart, it is good to see Barack Obama is taking time to meet with financial masterminds to plot a course of success for this great nation. For those who are not in the know, the sloven homeless man talking to Michelle and [...]

  Both are/were angry speakers Hitler was angry at the Jews, Mr. Obama, however, is angry at the Anglo-Christian Republican Right in this country. He got Glenn Beck fired simply because he was a white guy. I’ll bet that when Hitler started he got some guy fired for being a [...]

In a last second announcement on late Sunday night, Congressional leaders were shocked to still be awake and working during the weekend. To add to their shock, they had actually done something productive: with President Obama, Congress managed to reach a debt deal. In a spattering of work and negotiations [...]

The President who is Not President Bush is picking up wandering white children and having them make prank phone calls from his super mobile. After the children are thoroughly strip searched for weapons and given chocolates, they are given one phone call to make. This is enough to make Gran’ma [...]