It should come as no surprise that homosexual sin is at the root of this problem. The combination of gluttonous gayness is known as “Homobesity” and has been pioneered for years by hell-bound fatties like Bruce Villanch, Andrew Zimmern and Dom DeLuise. But what has caused the nation to stray from God and seperate from his flock? Why has America turned its back to God in lieu of mulattos and Muslim mystic Presidents and homosexual Skrillex dance festivals? Could deep-fried food and sinful “trans” fats be responsible?Read more ›
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The obesity problem in the US is facing near super-sized proportions. As a world comparative, the US ranks number six in a global list of fattest nations. It’s time to start exporting our problems to other lands and cultures that can appreciate the inflated, pre-diabetic beauty of America’s fat women. [...]Read more ›
Zoo officials state a kookaburra bird ate too may sausages, now too fat to fly SYDNEY – Personal training is now a part of an Australian kookaburra bird’s life. Why, one may ask. It is because the kookaburra bird has become too fat after she ate too many sausages. According [...]Read more ›