Grubby little Cheet0s-stained hands are idle today, because God has once again knocked the Playstation Nework Down. Playstation Network is down and the Casey Anthony trial is to blame. Just like every one of us, God was eagerly awaiting the verdict of ‘GUILTY’ for Casey Anthony and must have been [...]Read more ›
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A Prayer To God From Christwire To Restore The Playstation Network (Or At Least Just The Madden Part Of It)
Lord God, we understand why you destroyed the Playstation Network, or as we like to call it here at Christwire, the “PlaySatan Network”. We know it was a tool used by Satan to destroy the lives of millions of youth and introduce them to the gay. We thank you for your great wisdom in removing it from Gaming Circles.Read more ›
For the past five days, Satan’s online gaming tool known as “The Playstation Network”, or ‘Playsatan Network’ here at Christwire, has been crippled. Over 70 million children and young adults have been blocked from receiving its liberal and gay subliminal messages and are now safe from further penetration.Read more ›
Today, you may hear your child cry and whinge because “The Playstation Network is down”. What they are referring to is a dangerous interconnected system of devices that allows them to communicate with other adults, fully grown men, to play various fantasy games on their game simulation system called Playstation [...]Read more ›