Every parent’s worst nightmare. Daughters out for a light night party cruise, bodies trussed up with deep alcohol plied in them by immoral frat boys and heading to a club where they will use fake IDs and snort cracked cocaine, and then go hang out with prowling blacks and get [...]Read more ›
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College women are not to be trusted. This little sage piece of advice is perhaps even more crucial than anything your professors list as necessary reading on your little syllabus. Women are naturally harlots, there are near 7 billion pieces of evidence that give credence to the fact. Think about [...]Read more ›
One of the main reasons why gay teens get pregnant more often is due to the guilt they face due to their sexual choices and bizarre strategies they develop to feel like their ‘acts’ are normal. Startling new studies reveal that lesbian and bisexual youth are up to seven times [...]Read more ›
http://www.coolmom.com || A couple of years ago, I was performing at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. in LA. A male comic came on later and brought the house down, the kind of rolling, “I think I may pee” funny. I wish I knew his name to give him credit. He did a bit where he said, “You know, the only people who care about astrology are straight woman, gay woman, and gay men. Straight men would sooner have a discussion about how much money it would take for them to give another man a blow job than talk about astrology. Which, by the way, for me is $4,800 if I’m drunk, $6,000 if I’m sober.” I’m sure I’m getting a few words wrong, but this comic had us in stitches. A friend of my husband’s was undone, “OMG, I’ve had that conversation.” I wish I had written that bit because for a long time now this astrology thing has really bugged. about Here’s a vlog I did when I was still pregnant about astrology.
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