“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

As most of you already know, the campaign to put Alex K Keating in the White House in 2012 has been in full swing lately, and I have been pounding the pavement, shaking hands, kissing babies (In a totally non-homogay way) and riding trains all over our great nation. Everywhere [...]

The President sets his priorities for his Cabinet in their first meeting, making clear that relentlessly cutting out waste is part and parcel of their mission to make the investments necessary for recovery and long-term stability. April 20, 2009. (Public Domain)
The President’s First Cabinet Meeting was uploaded by: whitehouse
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Stephen Colbert discusses his book with larry king and the potential of running in the presidential race.
Stephen Colbert on Larry King was uploaded by: ScruffyMurphyy
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The Colbert Report’s Stephen Colbert snags an exclusive interview with VP hopeful Sarah Palin. This is an exclusive!
Stephen Colbert Interviews Sarah Palin was uploaded by: mrhogg
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Limited Edition Archival Prints Available NowVisit http://stores.ebay.com/Eclectic-Asylum-Gallery_2008-Election_W0QQfsubZ18114333because this candidate can be bought. On Ebay…and not really the candidate just the drawing in the video.Stephen Colbert’s official entry as a candidate in my unofficially election. I’ll let him be a republican and a democrat. Make a difference and vote for President in 2008.Yes this portrait is actually drawn on real uncut $1 bills! There were two light and one dark soft pastel used. Brands of pastel Terry Ludwig, Schminke, and Sennelier.
Stephen Colbert for President – Timelapse Drawing on Money was uploaded by: EclecticAsylumArt
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Some subtle commentary about the way a certain guy running for president abuses religion. From the TV show BELLY-FLAVORED CANDY. ( Some subtle commentary about the way a certain guy running for president abuses religion. From the TV show BELLY-FLAVORED CANDY. (And I realize people are gonna assume this is a pro-Romney sketch, but I really don’t like any candidate running for president. I just find Huckabee’s behavior particularly disgusting and worthy of satire.)
Vote for a TRUE Christian! was uploaded by: bellyflavoredcandy
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The World Famous Turkey Bowler, Derrick “DJ” Johnson Turkey Bowls with George W Bush who was then the governor or Texas. This video clip is hilarious.
President George W Bush Turkey Bowling was uploaded by: turkeybowler
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