The angels of our founding fathers weep with tears of sorrow from heaven up above. George Washington laments on the shoulder of real men like Thomas Jefferson and John Quincy Adams, who created America to be a land of opportunity and hard work. There is a contestant on America’s Got [...]

Only months ago, we revealed the secret of one gay boy’s success: Freddie Mercury. The boy’s name: Adam Lambert. The media for revelation: American Idol. I was just as shocked as millions of others to learn that somehow, the gay spectre Freddie Mercury had entered the body of Adam Lambert. [...]