FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

Shame, heaten ravers, shame! The Russian high command put the ravers Pussy Riot behind decontamination glass as they’ve been littered with musty sins after years of partying hard on the club scene. Russia courts finally charged this nasty band with ‘hooliganism’ and we can only hope this is the first [...]