This past weekend in New York, emosexual band Black Veil Brides started their “Spreading Summer Hell’s Heat” tour in New York.  The concert offers plenty of free drugs and black clothed witch pregnancy ceremonies, which makes everyone there ‘soak up the hot Sun and have thrusting convulsions’, which must make the [...]

You may be wondering if a zombie attack is a Christian ideal. Of course it isn’t. Such a thing could only be caused by homogay scientists and their crazy witchcraft. In the case of such a blasphemy, staunch conservatives must remember that most, if not all, of the infected will [...]