October 23, 2011 6:45 am
One of the first lessons of marriage a man must know is that women are fornicators. The object lesson today comes from the Bible. Please open your King James book to the story of Adam and Eve, then please review the following story. Never trust your woman with a box [...]
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April 4, 2009 10:13 pm
A girlfriend made a bad sandwich and her fiance cut her finger like a inebriated butcher to a shank. Allegations fly and this story begins when woman made a sandwich for her fiance, Lyndel Toppin. Lyndel yearned for a sandwich with the cheese laid on it just right. According to [...]
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April 2, 2009 12:42 pm
Over the last several weeks, some ‘concerned’ readers sent sporadic emails to our intern staff about a column where we discussed the tendency of wives to get a bit loquacious at inappropriate moments, and how a good husband may go about politely handling a sassy woman. I forwarded the following [...]
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February 28, 2009 8:43 am
Send your advice questions to Amber at askamber@christwire.org Dear Amber, I first want to say I’m a really big fan of your work on ChristWire and really enjoy your insight into our world’s pressing issues. The question I have for you today is really embarrassing, but I hope that by [...]
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February 15, 2009 1:54 am
February 5, 2009 5:08 pm
Hello, good friends, Joe P. Reagan here. Hopefully everyone is having a good mid-week. As always, there is another question that has filled my inquisitive mind. This time it’s more of a conundrum, if you will. What on Earth does a man do when his disproportionately smoking hot wife decides [...]
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January 4, 2009 6:20 pm
With the skin like porcelain, yet so warm and supple, and mind so enlightened it could guide a ship home in the roughest tempest-tossed sea, it is shock that the angelic God-send Ann Coulter does not have long line of men begging to be hers in holy matrimony. A man [...]
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