March 6, 2012 5:04 am
Sandra Fluke and all other women who use contraception owe America an apology if they want us to pay for it. Sure, Rush Limbaugh should not have called women ‘sluts’ and used a more tasteful term like ‘jezebels’ or ‘loose harlots who like dangling their sallies at the bar, then [...]
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June 18, 2011 1:32 am
You may be wondering if a zombie attack is a Christian ideal. Of course it isn’t. Such a thing could only be caused by homogay scientists and their crazy witchcraft. In the case of such a blasphemy, staunch conservatives must remember that most, if not all, of the infected will [...]
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January 3, 2010 2:40 pm
Our good friend, and conservative talk radio host, Rush Limbaugh announced today that nothing is wrong with his heart. This excellent news comes after last Thursday, Limbaugh was rushed to a Hawaii hospital after being felled with grievous chest pains. Limbaugh, 58, was released from Queen’s Medical Center and told [...]
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