FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

My most loyal friends, Mitt Romney has been challenged by the communists most recent invention, Giant Crabs, fighting for control over the good old USA. Mitt Romney being the fair patriot he is has risen to the challenge and taken on the commies and their silly animal invention. The brawl [...]

Komsomolskaya, Russia – A 28-year-old Russian man went to doctors complaining about chest pain and coughing up blood; the doctors had no idea what they would find when they examined his lungs. 28-year-old Russian male Artyom Sidorkin started to become concerned about his health, as he had a persistent cough, [...]