Sarah Palin Slams Family Guy For Down Syndrome Joke

Time and time again I have reviewed episodes of children’s television show Family Guy, as to give parents an understanding of how it is one of the most depraved and dangerous shows on television.

Family Guy has been responsible for teaching kids how to do drugs, prostitutes and even murder their parents. I would like to see the stats because I bet this show has caused at least a 20% increase in school violence this year alone.

Former Alaskan Governor and Vice-President candidate Sarah Palin finally caught wind of Family Guy, right after the show’s sick creators made a scene in which Downs Syndrome was the center of a joke.

Downs Syndrome, also known as Trisomy 21, is a genetic defect where an extra chromosome causes many defects in those afflicted by the genetic disease. Often times, it leads to visible features in phenotype (webbed feet, slitted eyes with webbed appearance at inner corner, stunted growth and motor development) and an expected lifetime that does not usually go beyond mid-20s.

Such a thing is not something to make light of and rest assured, God loves all of his creation. So shame to Seth MacFarlane for a considering such a sick episode. I am happy God warriors like Sarah Palin stand with us in denouncing children’s tv shows like Family Guy.

As we all band together, we will ensure these heathens are taken off the air.

Indiana Crowd Boos Sarah Palin

As Sarah Palin tours the nation to publicize her new book, a crowd outside a Border’s in Indiana eagerly shouted, “Sign our books!”

Unfortunately, Palin did not have time to sign books for everyone and the crowd became livid, to the point of cheering for her to booing her. Such a dramatic, instant change in emotion sadly typifies many people of our modern culture.

In Latest Palin Family Twist, Levi and Track Mulling Porn Roles

Forced from Alaska’s governorship due to mounting legal bills, Sarah Palin is feeling the pinch. Now her son and the father of her grandson are embarking on an unorthodox fundraising approach: posing for male pornography. This revelation comes as Governor Palin faces several lawsuits and investigations in her home state. Ironically, it is her former running mate John McCain’s own political finance reform bill that has prevented Palin from dipping into her campaign and political action committee funds to fight off a host of charges brought by several democrat activist groups.

For Levi Johnston, the 19-year old father of Bristol Palin’s son, the $25,000 offer to pose naked for nude magazine Playgirl comes at a time when his financial prospects as well as his relations with the Palin family are strained. The high school dropout did not keep a promise he made during the 2008 Presidential campaign to marry Sarah and Todd’s daughter and followed this with a string of embarrassing public statements, ranging from details of the unprotected sex marathons he had with 17-year old Bristol in the governor’s mansion, to claims that Governor Palin is a “snob” who is incapable of firing a rifle. Johnston has also left his job as an oilfield apprentice electrician to go Hollywood. He now moves around New York, Los Angeles and Anchorage with a posse that includes a bodyguard, personal trainer, lawyer and publicity experts who have crafted him into a hunky heartthrob for teen girls everywhere, from the Great White North to the Deep South.

Levi is currently spending six days a week working out at a local Anchorage gym with former Mr. Alaska, Marvin Jones. His lawyer has stated that he wants a glistening, hard body to show off in the November 6th New York City Playgirl photoshoot (possibly in the pink company van that cruises the Williamsburg neighborhood for hot prospects). Johnston’s new tight pecs and abs are clearly evident in the commercial he shot recently for Wonderful Brand Pistachios. In the ad, he bursts out of a tight-fitting green t-shirt with a chest you could bounce a quarter on. Daniel Nardicio, a Playgirl staffer and notorious New York City homosexual, has been keeping close tabs on the newly-minted Johnston. When he’s not promoting his private illicit basement sex parties where jockstrap-clad Latin masseurs and big-wigged transvestites frolic with drug-addled runaways and upper crust “sugar daddies,” Nardicio has been flying up to Alaska on a weekly basis to check in on Levi’s progress. Nardicio is the one who negotiated Mr. Johnston’s underwear off. Now Bristol’s ex-fiancé has agreed to pose with completely frontal and backside nudity. Despite the fact that local gym spies have been reporting that Levi has been spending more time sweating in the steamroom than on the Nautilus machines and that he can be disappointingly tumescent, Playgirl is standing by the big payout. Hopefully this will be a one off experience and will give Mr. Johnston the money he needs to support the governor’s grandchild.

For Track Palin, no specific agreement has been made and the ex-governor’s staff has not vetted any pornography deals. But representatives from several homosexual websites have expressed a strong desire to strike a lucrative deal with the former jock. One filth purveyor specializing in “Broke Straight Boys” seems to be leading the man pack. This gay website features, according to an independent investigator unaffiliated with Christwire, “All-American heterosexual boys in jock attire experimenting with various intimate postures.”

Track, who had been accused of womanizing and marijuana use as a troubled teen, was arrested for vandalizing an entire school bus fleet in 2005 and was sent to Portage, Michigan to finish high school. He did develop a fine body as a fantastic hockey player there and later, serving honorably in the United States Military with the Artic Wolves. It is these traits along with his characteristically Palin charisma, experts say, which easily could land him triple Levi Johnston’s deal.

This could go a long way in solving the governor’s current financial woes, which the Palin son has privately expressed an interest in resolving. One sticky point, however, is that Track would have to shave his hairy chest for the “Broke Straight Boys” company (as this is some sort of prerequisite for homosexually-themed photography, as well as shaving the rest of his body parts for that “twinkie” look which is all the rave amongst gays these days).
Will Track shed his rugged Alaskan furscape to resolve his mother’s legal woes so she can embark on a 2012 campaign with a clean slate? Only time will tell.

This post was submitted by Stephenson Billings.

Sarah Palin, The right future for America

Dedicated to building America’s future, supporting fresh ideas and candidates who share our vision for reform and innovation.

Sarah believes America’s best days are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination.
Sarah believes energy independence is a cornerstone of the economic security and progress that every American family wants and deserves.

Sarah believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all. Health care, education, and reform of government are among our key goals.

This post was submitted by Lee Wang.

SHOCK: Sarah Palin Says Alaska Is Sovereign, Prepares to Secede From Union

Alaskan governor Sarah Palin has shocked and terrified political leaders in DC. Last week she announced she would tear apart the GOP, ripping it in half without mercy. Now, there is cause to believe she plans to rip Alaska right out of the heart of America.

Alarming memos from Washington reveal Palin sent an explicit communique to our nation’s leaders, in which she asserted that “Alaska is a sovereign state”. These words were followed by speech, perhaps crafted by the spirit of Jefferson Davis himself, which stated Alaska has a Constitutional right to stand defiantly to Washington.

While it is very reasonable that any true American has distaste for Washington Democrats and their dark leader, these sinister words by Sarah Palin can seem like one thing only: a preamble to secession.

Our sage and Republican Christian leader, Abraham Lincoln, gave his life in trying to keep America unified and freeing our Afro friends from the oppressive bounds of slavery. A true Christian and man of God, Lincoln believed in the destiny of America to be a perfect kingdom of freedom and brotherhood, not a divided nation of tyranny.

Lincoln stated that America would never be defeated from without, but from within. And now, almost ready to make Lincoln’s warning become a prophesy, the Alaskan snow queen is attempting to smelt our forged bonds of stately brotherhood by betraying the American Dream.

Does she plan to sell Alaska out to the Russians she can see from her porch? Is she quitting the job of governor so she can become the second president of the Confederacy?

This woman is nothing but trouble and is far out of place from her natural role as a homemaker. She can’t even keep her children chaste until marriage, so what sort of vows do you think she can keep pure in a political setting?

It is time for Washington to send federal troops to Alaska to route out this threat to America, perhaps instructing Todd Palin to keep his wife domesticated on house arrest for stating Alaska has a Constitutional right to be sovereign.

This woman MUST NOT be allowed to run for president in 2012, as we need a person who loves America — a unified America — at the helm in 2012.

We need a person, a man, who would make Abraham Lincoln proud of his sacrifice and the progress of his Christian nation. That man is Florida Governor Jeb Bush.

Florida is a state that’s blessed with beautiful weather and life, even though infected by miscreants and sneaking illegals, they overcome hard times due to having a great American leader.

What a blessing it would be for America to place a third Bush man within the hallowed grounds of our White House.

When miscreants try to tear our country asunder, be it Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton, it takes good, Godly Republican men to set things straight.

President Reagan trusted George H.W. Bush to be his son and successor, and America fought the devious Al Gore when he tried to cheat George W. Bush Jr. out of his inheritance of the presidential throne of our nation under God.

It is time once again to get the Democrats and unqualified minorities out of office. All men are created equal and it takes special experience and a lifetime of being a good leader to earn the right to lead this nation.

Barack Obama is young and glib, and product of a hippie generation who does not appreciate money or human life. Sarah Palin is a woman.

This makes it abundantly clear that we need a leader, who comes from a family born to serve this great nation. We need a leader who…loves his God and country with all his heart.

That man is Jeb Bush. Let us keep America unified and not have to go to war with Alaska, destroying the weak nation of Canada in the process of keeping our union unified.

Vote Jeb Bush in 2012 and say no to ‘tear apart” Palin.

Get Black Voters With Fried Chicken and Potato Salad: Republican Chairman Michael Steele

Today Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele revealed the secret to getting the Afro black vote: offer them fried chicken and potato salad.

This revelation should not be very surprising as the key to a black man or woman’s heart is oft times found through their stomachs.

Medical data indicate the validity of this fact, as the black community has a tradition of suffering from heart disease, high cholesterol and diabetes due to their inability to curb their passion for unhealthy foods, unlike more disciplined races.

As frank as it seems to say it, this black passion of lust for greasy foods can be exploited at the voting booth to obtain votes. Simply go to the ghetto and offer blacks some free fried chicken and a nice peach cobbler trimmed with lard, and you’ll find yourself swimming in a sea of downtown brown.

These facts alluded Senator John McCain, who ran a campaign based on values and conservatism, but failed to appeal to the black palate like Barack Obama or Bill Clinton in years prior. The black’s preference for sweets is only curbed by their unbridled desire to support social welfare.

I’m happy that our friend Michael Steele had the cajones to speak up for our party, so that in 2012 Sarah Palin will understand how to run grassroots campaign to win the black people vote.

Here is video of the Chairman, revealing the GOP strategy for 2012.

Tyra Banks Show, Levi Johnston Talks About Sex Life and Relationship with Bristol Palin

Last year we all wept and felt remorse for Governor Sarah Palin, when the left wing media improperly slammed her after it was discovered that her daughter, Bristol Palin, had fallen into the trap of premarital sexual relationships.

Every year millions of teen girls give birth to sinchilds and for America, this couldn’t have happened at a worse time than when noble Senator John McCain, of Arizona, needed a campaign run on pure morality to beat out the liberal cabals of Barack Hussein Obama.

At the heart of the matter is a young man named Levi Johnston, who is the father of Bristol Palin’s child. Everyone thought he would marry Bristol but it seems to not be the case. Instead, he’s scheduling interviews on Tyra Banks and talking about his past relationship with Bristol and their sex life, without Bristol even knowing anything about it beforehand. Let’s take a look:

I sit in angry contempt about this liberal exploitation of a terse situation, one in which Bristol is moving on with her life and will soon be promoting the importance of abstinence to other teen girls. Sarah Palin had this to say about Levi’s interview with this Tyra Banks:

“Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We’re disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship,” says the statement from the Palin family rep.

“Bristol’s focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence,” the statement continues. “It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well being of the child.”

The statement ends, saying, “Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions.”

Indeed. Now, if I remember correctly, there was also speculation that Levi supported Barack Obama in the campaign. Was he hired by the Democrats to have this relationship and muck up the GOPs chances last year?