FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

The ever vigilant former Governor of Alaska and Tea Party darling, Sarah Palin, offered her powerful insights on the newly released White House Christmas card. As a bulwark of freedom, Governor Palin is a dependable voice for the people disenfranchised with the current Democrat administration. In a statement to Fox [...]

As most of you already know, the campaign to put Alex K Keating in the White House in 2012 has been in full swing lately, and I have been pounding the pavement, shaking hands, kissing babies (In a totally non-homogay way) and riding trains all over our great nation. Everywhere [...]

Bristol Palin’s night of losing her virgin stamp was one typical of young high school and college girls. She was drunk on wine coolers, had plied Levi Johnston with unthinkable advances and she was drunk on wine coolers. When she had woke up, she didn’t remember much and Levi had [...]

It was a cold, blistery Alaskan night in February. The year was 1964 and on the 11th day of that year, God pulled the great bit of irony on a great beast known as Satan. 1964 is the Year of the Dragon in the blood Chinese zodiac and on February [...]

Celebrating Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday, albeit a little late, I have composed a list of things that would make him cry. Enjoy.

Most bleeding heart liberals don’t advocate the death penalty while at the same time allowing women all over the country to slay their unborn children. Apparently , serial killers should have more rights than unborn babies.

Time and time again I have reviewed episodes of children’s television show Family Guy, as to give parents an understanding of how it is one of the most depraved and dangerous shows on television. Family Guy has been responsible for teaching kids how to do drugs, prostitutes and even murder [...]

As Sarah Palin tours the nation to publicize her new book, a crowd outside a Border’s in Indiana eagerly shouted, “Sign our books!” Unfortunately, Palin did not have time to sign books for everyone and the crowd became livid, to the point of cheering for her to booing her. Such [...]

Forced from Alaska’s governorship due to mounting legal bills, Sarah Palin is feeling the pinch. Now her son and the father of her grandson are embarking on an unorthodox fundraising approach: posing for male pornography. This revelation comes as Governor Palin faces several lawsuits and investigations in her home state. [...]

Dedicated to building America’s future, supporting fresh ideas and candidates who share our vision for reform and innovation. Sarah believes America’s best days are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination. Sarah [...]

Alaskan governor Sarah Palin has shocked and terrified political leaders in DC. Last week she announced she would tear apart the GOP, ripping it in half without mercy. Now, there is cause to believe she plans to rip Alaska right out of the heart of America. Alarming memos from Washington [...]

Today Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele revealed the secret to getting the Afro black vote: offer them fried chicken and potato salad. This revelation should not be very surprising as the key to a black man or woman’s heart is oft times found through their stomachs. Medical data indicate [...]

Last year we all wept and felt remorse for Governor Sarah Palin, when the left wing media improperly slammed her after it was discovered that her daughter, Bristol Palin, had fallen into the trap of premarital sexual relationships. Every year millions of teen girls give birth to sinchilds and for [...]