Skrillex Death Rumors Invented By Satan, Sonny Moore Still Alive and Well

Little Miss Gossiper Satan has started up a new rumor mill, this time to cover-up the truth and get Christians off the scent trail of his favorite cappucino chugging musician:  Skrillex.  It seems wherever the scents of sweaty raver bodies covered up by Paris Hilton perfumes, all with but a hint of desperate restroom release after a long wait to get into a Starbucks restroom are played under the overtones [...]